Somewhat recently I was in Rochester for a random magic gaming event and ran into this one guy who i was tradinging with who had a sign in his trade binder that said “Ask me about Ron Paul”
To which either me or Bill responded “Anything?”
Questions I remember that were asked about Ron Paul
Does Ron Paul support clean floors?
How much wood could ron paul chuck, it Ron Paul could chuck wood?
Does Ron Paul prefer Ninjas or Pirates?
Although… I wish have created funnier questions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp0HyxQv97Q
/\—Verizon sucks at math
If you listen to this…you will either go abosolutly crazy or feel like a genius.
This is a link to a peice of audio in which the customer was quoted for .002 cents per <unit>and was charged .oo2$ per <unit>.
He asked them whybecuase he was quoted per cents and by their response, belive there is NO diffrence between .002 cents and .002 $
WTF!!!!!
So I was talking to my friend Luke a while ago and we started to talk about what’s cooler than what (Think Ninja’s vs. Pirates on a larger scale).
The conversation led to this key revalation…
“Miner’s mine the gold…
Pirate’s steal the gold…
Ninja’s kill the Pirates…
…Santa gives everyone presents”-Luke
“What about robots?”-Zach
“You ask the to get your car and they say ‘Get cat?’ and your like NO…Get car! ‘Does not compute’it says. Then you kick the robot and is says ‘DESTROY ALL HUMANS!’ “
I know that continually breaking the cardinal sin of telling “you had to be there” stories, but then again, they can be funny
I found this recently
It begs the question
How cool do you have to be to be cooler than that monkey?
My friend Marc C. came into Tops the other day with his girlfriend. They proceded to walk up and down, picking uo random items(I think it was like 2 Bags of diapers, 6 bags of dog toys, 5 snikers bars, and 15 cosmo magazines). He keep holding them until it was his turn to “check out”.
He dumped ALL of the items on the belt(THANK GOD it wasn’t the magazines, his girlfriend was carrying those, barely) and it made a sound that went arcoss the store. When I was about to ring up the items, he told me he was just jokeing, “saying ‘hi’ “, and left.
When my manager asked what happened, I told them I had no clue.
When I talked to Marc next, I told him he was a huge nerd.
So, since this joke creack up games club enough thati had to tell the joke 5 FREAKIN’ times, I assume it may be funny.
3 Priests walk into a bar, one of them decides to order a cold one
I forget the rest of the joke
But Sackett’s mom’s a whore(<—–Punctuation Police?)
